Yes, there are actually umbrella vending machines at the Vancouver International Airport:
Look at all the plastic-wrapped, retractable black umbrellas inside…. Just $5 a pop!
The best part is that this machine was out of service, and the folks at YVR thought it prudent to post a sign apologizing to rain-wary travellers and directing them to an alternate umbrella-purchasing location. Heaven forbid that a person should have to venture out-of-doors without the proper protection!
Actually, if you’ve ever been to Vancouver, you know: when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, it drizzles. Constantly.
Maybe that umbrella isn’t such a bad idea…. 😉